Updates since Mortification Day (which incidentally is exactly 6 months prior to my quarter century birthday. People have no excuses now):

Have avoided all eye contact with manager.
Ayksss! It's so embarrassing *cringe* What is the point of building up a professional image if it's just going to be annihilated via an act of indiscretion. I am reminded of the following words said so indignantly by Miss Elizabeth Bennett "Oh! do not repeat what I then said. These recollections will not do at all. I assure you that I have long been most heartily ashamed of it.'' Of course, she faired much better than yours truly since the consequence of her actions was marrying Darcy! and mine is utter humiliation. What is it about Darcy that makes women flutter? *drool*

Canberra races
Yeah not much but "hmmmmm" to say on this subject matter. I wouldn't go as far as saying it was a wasted sunk cost in terms of time invested, but there weren't many positives coming out of it either. At least I got to witness the blue green algae version of "when animals attack". But hey, plants scream when they are harvested as well.

Alias
Do people know that Jennifer Garner is a middle child? I am instantly validated by that fact! Hehe. Aside from that, everytime I witness Vaughn & Sydney in all their relationship angst glory, I am truly affected by it. In fact, there is greater injustice in their relationship compared to Buffy & Angel since being a hot under cover CIA agent with loads of cleavage is CLEARLY far more realistic that dating a vampire who's only dialogue is "buffy ... *whimper whimper*".

Eyes Wide Shut
Don't know how the 'shut' fits in but its a catchy dot point. The other day, I was brought to a very quaint coffee joint in the heart of prostitute town, decorated with homeless people bumming out the front. First impressions were definitely not working towards its favour. But not only did it have fantastic coffee (of all sorts), the place really had a charm about it. So thanks for broadening my horizons into the realms of seediness "ChaChaaaa". Isn't that what life is partly about - gaining perspective on everything.

Thoughts Thoughts Thoughts
Lots of these lately. Much about anything, lots about everything. In fact, too much that elaboration is undesirable for the sake of readers.

Bump n Grind
Why do people persist on doing this on the basketball court? Really, it should be prohibited unless, of course, your name is R. Kelly.

Okay, time for my date with Spalding & Dick Vitale! Har! ;p