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*sob*
Getting nowhere, and getting there pretty damn fast. Someone book me a ticket! Har!
Think I might take a shower to revitalise the turgidity of my flaccid brain cells. 'Emma' is playing in the background. Would gladly choose a lifestyle of match-making over drafting affidavits!

Ahh I just figured out why my head is so sore! It's because I have been wearing a head band (to keep those brain cells toasty). And even though it is a stretchy head band, it is obviously not stretchy enough to fight the opposing force of the super-sized head (a.k.a cranially enhanced).