Even when logic and common sense all pointed towards staying away from 5-day old takeaway oyster omelette with chicken rice, something in my fat-head brain caved and ... hello sick day.
At the time, justifications for eating 5-day old oyster omelette included:
- religion - belief (or rather delusion) that iron stomach can and will withstand all variants of e coli;
- relationships - ultimate trust in man-made machines over nature e.g. freezing power of refrigerators, zapping power of microwaves;
- love - love for chicken rice;
- laziness - could not be bothered going downstairs to buy bacteria-free lunch.
Wonder how long it will be before I can eat oysters again. Finding bits of oyster stuck in teeth 7 hours after eating the darn things does not help with the rehabilitation process.
Oh god woman... that's quite disgusting!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
I don't want to hear about WHATEVER IT IS you're picking out of your teeth... for some reason that reminds me of a scene from BASEketball... when Matt or Trey... one of them... are pulling out a pubic hair from their teeth after furiously sampling the flavour of what they think is their (hot) female friend's HUGE dildo... that actually belongs to her mother... GROSS!!!