More damning news.
A lady by the name of Judy walked the floor this morning to check everybody's posture and office setup.
She told me that I am LOPSIDED!!! *whimper*
Apparently my left-side is higher than my ride-side, and to add insult to injury, my ears are not in line with my shoulders (which means I am walking around like a turtle).

I now have this deformed vision of myself floating around in my head.